I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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