They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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