I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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