Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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