Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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