Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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