VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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