I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
my vag is so smooth its legendary
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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