Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You took a bar mat shot.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We have so much sex to catch up on
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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