forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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