Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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