Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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