Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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