I'm laying in your front yard are you home
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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