Yo dont text me then not text me
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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