Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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