Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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