her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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