It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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