Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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