Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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