she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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