guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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