hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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