any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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