he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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