it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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