your room smells of hookers.
And success
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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