I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
