oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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