Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
We are all done wearing pants today
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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