Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
