I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If I die, sorry about rent.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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