This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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