I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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