She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
