I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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