I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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