Im at strip club and am horny
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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