i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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