Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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