When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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