He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
