Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
True college students do jello shots in the library
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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