This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We're using joints as your birthday candles
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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