Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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