dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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