fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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