i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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