In the future we'll all be gay
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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