I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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