Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
