You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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